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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 January 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2275
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Icethefrostycat : Why hello thar, I have nothing to say to you fools.

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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41492) - you deserved it (33340)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30451) - you deserved it (3103)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

#4285773
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17515) - you deserved it (37902)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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