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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by brianfantana32 - United States (Washington)
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22110) - you deserved it (3225)
On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18806) - you deserved it (6422)
On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40872) - you deserved it (4218)
On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks (57887) - you deserved it (8294)
On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML
I agree, your life sucks (29052) - you deserved it (1906)
On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML
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On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML
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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)
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