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IcemistDragon
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 227
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IcemistDragon : Eh, boring 23 year old girl. Likes web surfing, video games, sleeping, reading, watching movies, and attending anime conventions. Message me? =D

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Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

#16728687
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23495) - you deserved it (3784)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22288) - you deserved it (8108)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41775) - you deserved it (4243)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59085) - you deserved it (8363)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32439) - you deserved it (2458)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70913) - you deserved it (375)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (397974) - you deserved it (52932)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)



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