About IcemistDragon : 25 year old girl. Likes web surfing, video games, sleeping, sewing, reading, watching movies, and attending anime conventions. Message me? =D
IcemistDragon's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
IcemistDragon's favorite FMLs
Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML
by brianfantana32 / 09/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
by Anna / 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Health
by Barney / 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
by John jacob / 06/13/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by merse / 02/18/2010 at 8:20am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by marriedwithfamily / 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Holidays
by catlady1989 / 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
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