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About IamNeeraj : Hello everyone.
My name is Neeraj. I am a confused goofball trying to make my peace with the "benign indifference of the universe" (Hat tip to Albert Camus) . Haven't had much luck, sadly.

I love the outdoors; winters, mist, mountains, snow, grass, blue skies, grey skies, starry nights (you get the gist). I love my books. I have dreams where I'm sitting in this huge study with all my books strewn around me, sipping ginger ale and reading Murakami.

Despite reading the above if you'd still like to chat, feel free to message.

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Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53184) - you deserved it (8474)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35321) - you deserved it (122071)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47397) - you deserved it (5473)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:03pm - money - by a little less poor at least (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45123) - you deserved it (9819)

On 04/20/2013 at 4:22pm - money - by citylife - United States

Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML


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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML


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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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