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IamBlind

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 473
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About IamBlind : Hello, my name is Mat
I love cars, I currently own a B5 Audi A4
Paintball is one of my passions
I love to watch anime
I like to hunt and shoot
I love music (A7X, BMTH, Arctic Monkeys and Daft Punk are among my favorite bands)
And I like to play video games
thats really all you need to know about me.
feel free to message me.

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:23pm

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IamBlind's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 2:15am / Mozambique (Maputo) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy