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About IamBlind : Hello, my name is Mat
I love cars, I currently own a B5 Audi A4
Paintball is one of my passions
I love to watch anime
I like to hunt and shoot
I love music (A7X, BMTH, Arctic Monkeys and Daft Punk are among my favorite bands)
And I like to play video games
thats really all you need to know about me.
feel free to message me.
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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Monday 23 February 2015