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I_See_Purple_Ppl
  • Town/Country : South Carolina, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
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I agree, your life sucks (9801) - you deserved it (6430)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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196 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML

#2110386
118 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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