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I_Miss_Him6
  • Town/Country : thousand oaks, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About I_Miss_Him6 : Well, im single, as of may 9.
My life sucks. So i post a lot of FMLs.
but none of them have been accecpted.



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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (175244) - you deserved it (9032)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

#417128 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (15274) - you deserved it (66250)

On 03/17/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by sandy (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

#61161 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (48867) - you deserved it (9124)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Dannylover (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

#5189 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (11710) - you deserved it (35163)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (8957) - you deserved it (19726)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version



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