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About I_Am_A_Rock : Hello Internet
My name's Marissa :)
I'm obsessed with makeup, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, LOTR, Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Merlin, chocolate, music, and the color green
I'm also a Nerdfighter
(Bonus points if you understand my username)
And yes, that is Felicia Day on the left

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