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ISandra

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 13062
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ISandra : It`s Sandra, i`m17.
Decided to kill my time by living on this site.
Truu

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Fucked!<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:22am

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ISandra's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41371) - you deserved it (337344)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

#821314
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59392) - you deserved it (8589)

On 04/05/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by YAABOIII (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40755) - you deserved it (90948)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14813) - you deserved it (66811)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)



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