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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About IPoopedOnU : Hey my name is Barbara. I'm 13 and my picture explains me. So if you don't like me get the fuck over it because I don't care. But other than that I'm nice. :)

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Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
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I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (1964)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6202) - you deserved it (46133)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19463) - you deserved it (4573)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States



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