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Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25814) - you deserved it (8425)

On 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by keepmouthshut (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (2337)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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