Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ILoveFluttershy

Search for a member

ILoveFluttershy

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 February 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1364
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ILoveFluttershy : I couldn't think of a better name at the time...

ILoveFluttershy's page activity

Visits<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 4:50am<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:54pm<b>lVluse</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 12:03pm<b>DraconicFeline</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 3:56am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:25pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 10:24pm<b>captain_nessness</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:25am<b>jayson18</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:31am<b>reklawelyk</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:02pm<b>tristenl17</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:45am<b>BakedTaters</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:05am<b>Epiccake</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 10:30pm<b>ButterflyHaze</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 12:24am<b>Noah197099</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 2:00pm<b>kolby12309</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 10:20pm<b>redheadedmonster</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 1:37am<b>TheGuyFromThat</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 10:46pm<b>reneetlovesyou</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 5:06am

Fucked!<b>kolby12309</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 4:20am

ILoveFluttershy's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

ILoveFluttershy's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25210) - you deserved it (4990)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37008) - you deserved it (9410)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (41498)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (41498)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML

#6595557
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (13850)

On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66840) - you deserved it (3947)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

#3091198
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82142) - you deserved it (5099)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by picaru (woman) - United States (California)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: