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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (21164) - you deserved it (17387)
On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32800) - you deserved it (1679) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
I agree, your life sucks (27253) - you deserved it (1532)
On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by no one - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
I agree, your life sucks (32421) - you deserved it (17748)
On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (27330) - you deserved it (7185)
On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (27330) - you deserved it (7185)
On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 2:37am - intimacy - by dadisgoatboy - Switzerland (Aargau)
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