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IIRoxieII

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10780
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About IIRoxieII : BANANAS!!

IIRoxieII's page activity

Visits<b>Wvoh</b> - yesterday at 12:06am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 9:25am<b>pmore04</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 5:01am<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 3:48am<b>itta_pupu</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:56am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:56pm<b>Mr_Ziza</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 8:32am<b>Jaybob98</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 4:17pm<b>elmatador615</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 11:58pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 6:52am<b>Lilsbills</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 2:20pm<b>NazT123</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 9:47pm<b>CrookerRooker</b> - the 08/08/2013 at 12:49am<b>ShameOnYouOP</b> - the 06/13/2013 at 3:56am<b>judgmentalbitch</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 9:45pm<b>liquidcye</b> - the 08/19/2011 at 11:36pm<b>rallets</b> - the 03/24/2011 at 5:38pm

Fucked!<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:48am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:56pm

IIRoxieII's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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IIRoxieII's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

by beardedlady / 07/02/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

by Rick / 07/01/2011 at 4:31am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

by no one / 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

by randomjulz / 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm / United States / Love

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

by randomjulz / 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm / United States / Love