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IIRoxieII

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IIRoxieII

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10505
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About IIRoxieII : BANANAS!!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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IIRoxieII's favorite FMLs

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

#17661363
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27367) - you deserved it (4353)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

#17655668
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26780) - you deserved it (41149)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

#17649932
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34913) - you deserved it (3616)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35183) - you deserved it (3299)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28975) - you deserved it (10682)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

#17474756
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24365) - you deserved it (6752)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30031) - you deserved it (9990)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30031) - you deserved it (9990)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (2833)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (2833)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38995) - you deserved it (7842)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

#17388987
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27143) - you deserved it (2480)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Pinkie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33130) - you deserved it (5206)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33130) - you deserved it (5206)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12240) - you deserved it (102275)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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