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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6296
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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IIRoxieII's favorite FMLs

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38931) - you deserved it (5268)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32347) - you deserved it (4320)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29990) - you deserved it (17628)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

#18092215
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (1997)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:48pm - work - by Angelica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

#18092215
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (1997)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:48pm - work - by Angelica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML

#17954087
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22875) - you deserved it (2629)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:11pm - love - by crapedup - United States (Alabama)

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

#17896857
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16632) - you deserved it (30078)

On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12554) - you deserved it (75719)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

#17752221
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5621) - you deserved it (52961)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23565) - you deserved it (9431)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

#17734043
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32623) - you deserved it (4202)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

#17707171
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30585) - you deserved it (2417)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

#17661363
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24120) - you deserved it (4002)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States



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