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by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by cero_kewl / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
by wtf dad / 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by ShitFaced / 03/01/2012 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Bondi414 / 02/15/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 10:26am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by ChevRooon / 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm / United States / Transportation
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
by Reliena / 01/21/2012 at 12:47am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 10:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
- Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck…