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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8953
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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IIRoxieII's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29930) - you deserved it (2690)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23342) - you deserved it (1912)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML

#19194281
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (19451)

On 03/01/2012 at 6:35am - intimacy - by ShitFaced (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12126) - you deserved it (37430)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

#19082292
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (2478)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35652) - you deserved it (2697)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13293) - you deserved it (35354)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (3809)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15073) - you deserved it (26295)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41251) - you deserved it (9754)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14290) - you deserved it (24596)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25860) - you deserved it (8831)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28711) - you deserved it (7758)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17595) - you deserved it (27234) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31574) - you deserved it (22139)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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