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by TheEnglishOne / 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML
by Explicit / 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
- Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We… Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them… Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that…