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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23248) - you deserved it (6587)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19110) - you deserved it (85812)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML


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