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IIRoxieII
  • Town/Country : North Queensland, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 4553
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
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I agree, your life sucks (20210) - you deserved it (2349)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25409) - you deserved it (2917)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17272) - you deserved it (5693)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15889) - you deserved it (78558)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (64395)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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