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by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by upliftmofo / 03/28/2011 at 1:56am / Belgium / Animals
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
by Username / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
by musicmaniac13 / 03/18/2011 at 3:08pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
by Peppermint / 03/17/2011 at 6:00am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work
Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
by Trippy Penguin / 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Baileyy / 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm / United States / Geek
by awkward / 02/27/2011 at 7:39am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Work
by howler / 02/15/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…