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IIRoxieII
  • Town/Country : North Queensland, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3230
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36076) - you deserved it (6509)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

#15793137
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14759) - you deserved it (20504)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24572) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24572) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24572) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

#15786077
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10592) - you deserved it (15512)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14926) - you deserved it (25024)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (7228)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

#15662595
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25182) - you deserved it (3849)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

#15607773
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23095) - you deserved it (3602)

On 04/02/2011 at 5:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML

#15560826
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22589) - you deserved it (3243)

On 03/30/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by Alisha (woman) - United Kingdom (Stirling)

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

#15560362
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26660) - you deserved it (7393)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60875) - you deserved it (7585)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33566) - you deserved it (3883)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26070) - you deserved it (4278)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium



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