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IIRoxieII
  • Town/Country : North Queensland, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 4555
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19606) - you deserved it (9556)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (3269)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39806) - you deserved it (4169)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35355) - you deserved it (4668)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

#15946238
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30072) - you deserved it (3274)

On 04/27/2011 at 6:50am - health - by c.m.g. -

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37516) - you deserved it (11793)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13944) - you deserved it (33766)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (5389)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18852) - you deserved it (43302)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25318) - you deserved it (13740)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29476) - you deserved it (21702)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

#15869233
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26764) - you deserved it (2503)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:27am - work - by Forgetable (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43529) - you deserved it (6376)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27458) - you deserved it (5995)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35368) - you deserved it (14968)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -



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