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by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by sillyfox4lyfe / 05/07/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm / New Zealand (Southland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
by nomorexbox / 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by Username / 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
by magicman / 04/26/2011 at 12:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
by Forgetable / 04/21/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…