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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5292
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44461) - you deserved it (4592)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

#16480060
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35208) - you deserved it (3102)

On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16380) - you deserved it (27742)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

#16441244
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32147) - you deserved it (7955)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29260) - you deserved it (2834)

On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

#16359885
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21917) - you deserved it (18395)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:26pm - work - by kernewek (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

#16349458
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28613) - you deserved it (17018)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:10pm - work - by wtffireworks! - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

#16307773
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28606) - you deserved it (7695)

On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36268) - you deserved it (5984)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16387) - you deserved it (63557)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32939) - you deserved it (7057)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37047) - you deserved it (10086)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (12771)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45549) - you deserved it (15616)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60775) - you deserved it (4740)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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