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IIRoxieII
  • Town/Country : North Queensland, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1339
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (9768) - you deserved it (632)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (3238) - you deserved it (8162)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (19323) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (9756) - you deserved it (16074)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (9405) - you deserved it (2196)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (3343) - you deserved it (5547)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

#18725237 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (17422) - you deserved it (6150)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (7767) - you deserved it (2020)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (967)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (6520) - you deserved it (1879)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (3794) - you deserved it (11430)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (6514) - you deserved it (749)

On 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm - misc - by Meowingtons500 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (25602) - you deserved it (4940)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

#18335372 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (11418) - you deserved it (1733)

On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom