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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 772
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About IHaveNoKoolAid : Just another annoying girl on the internet! Lacking every quality other humans find appealing but cats kinda like me. Many a passions such as anime, drawing, writing (even though I am fairly terrible), music (rock, punk rock you know all the good stuff), football (soccer), RvB (I run a mostly RvB blog on tumblr), video games :3, and the simple joys of being utterly ordinary.

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Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48028) - you deserved it (5098)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Bnewlove - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17186) - you deserved it (38572)

On 05/01/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53627) - you deserved it (12066)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32881) - you deserved it (4865)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17630) - you deserved it (61790) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

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