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About IHaveNoKoolAid : Just another annoying girl on the internet! Lacking every quality other humans find appealing but cats kinda like me. Many a passions such as anime, drawing, writing (even though I am fairly terrible), music (rock, punk rock you know all the good stuff), football (soccer), RvB (I run a mostly RvB blog on tumblr), video games :3, and the simple joys of being utterly ordinary.
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Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML
Monday 5 October 2015