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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2666
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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186 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

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120 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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159 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)



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