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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -
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