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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3737
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About IFF_President : Hey! Im Hannah....:)

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (2683)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22859) - you deserved it (18068)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

#487
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33596) - you deserved it (6937)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
240 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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