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Town/Country : San-Fernando, Trinidad and Tobago
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1997 (15 years)
Number of visits : 785
Number of comments : 7
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About IFF_President : Hey! Im Hannah....:)

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Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18821) - you deserved it (3402)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607 (119)

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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (5846) - you deserved it (18230)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405 (407)

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891 (222)

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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the f*ck up, princess." FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370 (187)

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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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