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by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 11:52am / United States / Kids
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 11:52am / United States (California) / Love
by lifesux / 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
by ohemmgeee / 12/31/2010 at 6:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
by Jessie / 12/25/2010 at 8:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
- Today, my best friend, who just got his drivers license, convinced me to take my dads brand new car… Today, my mom was holding a glass of water and asked if I thought she was going to throw it at me.… Today, I learned that my parents want me to move out. Because my little brother has them convinced…