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About ICATiger : Salut! My names Aaron and I'm 16 years old and live in Ireland, Cork. I use this site as a means of improving me English and am currently doing my Junior Cert. I like a-lot of the regular commenters here and I hope to be as good as them one day. I like watching YouTube lets play especially Kevin (no regretz) and Jamie (utorak). Theres not much else to know about me I suppose. Talk to ye later pack of shams!!
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Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
Friday 31 July 2015