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ICATiger
  • Town/Country : Corcaigh, Eire
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1704
  • Number of comments : 528
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ICATiger : Salut! My names Aaron and I'm 16 years old and live in Ireland, Cork. I use this site as a means of improving me English and am currently doing my Junior Cert. I like a-lot of the regular commenters here and I hope to be as good as them one day. I like watching YouTube lets play especially Kevin (no regretz) and Jamie (utorak). Theres not much else to know about me I suppose. Talk to ye later pack of shams!!

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Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5019) - you deserved it (45992)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5019) - you deserved it (45992)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25434) - you deserved it (6367)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34468) - you deserved it (2445)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

#18706374
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19065) - you deserved it (3534)

On 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm - misc - by Angela (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

#18706154
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38354) - you deserved it (2408)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

#18650624
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18394) - you deserved it (3165)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

#18650592
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21387) - you deserved it (5500)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:10am - money - by WTF - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (3545)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21249) - you deserved it (2644)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (4031)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

#18648133
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8391) - you deserved it (34590)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (2488)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8055) - you deserved it (31051)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16021) - you deserved it (24754) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France



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