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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 July 1990 (26 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IBelongToJeebus : Nothing I say on here is to be taken seriously. Unless I'm being serious.

(Quick side note: IBelongToJeebus is a play on words, from Homer Simpson famously pleading "Save me Jeebus!", and the footballer [or Soccer player if you're American] Kàkà's famous saying written on his shirt "I belong to Jesus". I'm not religious but my name is not intended to offend anyone.)


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Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

by SHK519 / 03/24/2012 at 9:07pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Geek

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Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

by rapper in training / 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

by The Towel Molester / 01/26/2012 at 9:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 1:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids