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About IAm1AwesomeChick : My name is Jessica. I'm 24. I live in Boston but grew up in Connecticut. I'm a pretty laid back girl. I am living my life to the fullest because we never know when our lives will end. I try not to judge because I don't like being judged. Message me if you want but it may take a while for me to respond.
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Friday 30 January 2015