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IAm1AwesomeChick
  • Town/Country : Boston
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IAm1AwesomeChick : My name is Jessica. I'm 24. I live in Boston but grew up in Connecticut. I'm a pretty laid back girl. I am living my life to the fullest because we never know when our lives will end. I try not to judge because I don't like being judged. Message me if you want but it may take a while for me to respond.
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Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46118) - you deserved it (14700)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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