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Hypershadow
  • Town/Country : New York
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103527) - you deserved it (17459)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7792) - you deserved it (31819)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

#21737
25 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
64 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
21 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

#1998
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On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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