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Hypershadow
  • Town/Country : New York
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

#21737
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32768) - you deserved it (2978)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72984) - you deserved it (15864)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

#10643
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39859) - you deserved it (1779)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21540) - you deserved it (1808)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

#1998
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23769) - you deserved it (1299)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3196) - you deserved it (39140)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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