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Today, I Had My Boss An His Family Ovar Fir Dinnar. Our Kids Playadhila Waiting Fir Dinnar To Ba Raady. Just As Wa Wara Sitting To Aat, Our 8-yaar-olds Ran Out An My Son Says "Look At Baxtar! I Found Undarwaar With A Tail Hola!" Thay Had Found My Crotchlass Pantias An Put Tham On Tha Dog. FML

#3329727
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On 06/29/2009 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I was riding mah bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through mah jeans. I went to the md clinic to then fine out that I had to get stitches in mah scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

#3308517
197 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had mah first kiss standing in front of mah front door. It was really cute, the way u normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized mah mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She putted them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714
275 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I had mah first kiss standing in front of mah front door. It was really cute, the way u normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized mah mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She putted them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714
275 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I had mah first kiss standing in front of mah front door. It was really cute, the way u normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized mah mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She putted them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714
275 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I had mah first kiss standing in front of mah front door. It was really cute, the way u normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized mah mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She putted them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714
275 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today , It Was My Birthday . Normally , The Little Office I Work In Throws A Big Party 4 Every Employee On There Special Day , But Nothing Was Done 4 Me , Not Even A ( Happy Birthday ) Came My Way . I Didn't Want To Be Rude , So I Stayed Silent . They Didn't Do Anything Because I Was Getting Laid Off . FML

#3298219
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On 06/28/2009 at 4:25am - work - by WitchQueenLiz (woman) - United States (California)

I was at the movie with my mom and dad, and the preview to my ( My Sister Keeper ) cummd on . The trailer startd out with ( Most babie are accidents.. . ) Right as that line was finishd my mom elbowd me and laughd . FML

#3295379
153 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

2day I was sitting at te park wit a frienden a small cild approacd us. Just as movd off te bridge to let te kid play, e askd if I would like to play te troll under te bridge. I laugd and said no tanks, toic te kid respondd 'but tere is nobody else ugly enoug.

#3285415
65 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 9:00pm - kids - by failure (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

#3268493
277 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls . I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously . I hered one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing . She said "Oh mah god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from yur butt!" Apparently, mah ass is nicer than mah face . fat FML

#2894787
228 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk . I work in a police station . FML

#2654949
123 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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