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Hurrikhan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13922
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

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TODAY, MAH DAD PICKED ME UP FROM SCHOOL, SOMETHING HE'LL BE DOING WHILE MAH BROKEN LEG HEALS!! HE THOUGHT IT'D BE HILARIOUS TO ARRIVE EARLY AN ASK THE STAFF WHERE HIS "CRIPPLED" SON WAS, LOUDLY SAYING I'D BROKEN MAH LEG IN A "MASTURBATION-RELATED ACCIDENT"!! FAT FML

#21259401
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On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my college did a fre drill, an instructions were given by intercom in English an Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English an Mexican, why say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, an he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents r related. real FML

#21257016
77 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today someone in ma class referred to te September 11t attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
124 comments

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On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I started a new job!! Tree of Kenyan coworkers keep getting togeter and reminding me tat aving more tan one wife is okay in tere country!! I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far!! FML

#21255696
107 comments

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On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." mega FML

#21252700
60 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

yesterday I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
105 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband askd our tax professional if we could file my profession as ( Expert Dream Murderer. ) I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Taday my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call there parents by there real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I Dreamd I Was Wrestling An Alligator. I Quickly Woke Up To My Girlfriend Yelling And Me Olding Er In A Eadlock. Fat FML

#21247589
59 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today... it's baan a faw monts sinca ma grandfatar passad away. Now all of is porn subscriptions ara gatting forwardad to ma addrass. FML

#21246620
65 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by dr.mantistobagon (woman) - United States (Vermont)

TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

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On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

as I got out the shower , my mom walked in to give me a towel , then quickly covered her eyes and said , "Woah , I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over , and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this 4 at least the next month. FML

today wile at te bakery, I stood tere trying to pick between black forest and dark cocolate!! Te salesman said kindly, "I've eard dark cocolate elps u lose weigt!! Yea, you'd definitely want dark cocolate." mega FML

#21245941
44 comments

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On 08/26/2014 at 6:55pm - misc - by Lika1712 (woman) - India (Maharashtra)



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