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Hurrikhan
  • Town/Country : New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21428) - you deserved it (2059)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "sexual health products". Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played. FML

#20684142
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28525) - you deserved it (2040)

On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

#20683635
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19955) - you deserved it (6580)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:08pm - work - by anthony512 (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

#20683515
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37339) - you deserved it (10302)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was torn from my car and slammed against the hood because a canister of window-cleaning wipes I keep in my glove compartment apparently looks vaguely like a pipe-bomb. My lawyer agreed with the cops, and won't handle the "excessive force" case I threatened the police with. FML

#20683298
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29004) - you deserved it (2653)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:42am - misc - by JDziewaltowski (man) - United States

Today, my piano teacher complimented my song, calling it great. I was proud and thanked him, then realized he was being sarcastic. FML

#20683283
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2946)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML

#20682540
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13627) - you deserved it (25028)

On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

#20682410
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32173) - you deserved it (1482)

On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the communications expert I'm forced to work with added the line "as they can catch bigger fishes" to a film script. She does not believe me when I tell her that the plural of fish is "fish." This idiot not only has the final word, she makes twice what I do. FML

#20682053
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24147) - you deserved it (2524)

On 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by onefishtwofishes (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

#20681698
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (1771)

On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML

#20681249
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35160) - you deserved it (3273)

On 05/23/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

#20681164
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21498) - you deserved it (26974)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

#20681121
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35834) - you deserved it (2201)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41523) - you deserved it (3134)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML

#20680205
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27271) - you deserved it (2399)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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