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  • Number of visits : 3038
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

#12804085
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20458) - you deserved it (5692)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:45am - animals - by unluckiestperson - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

#12621906
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14065) - you deserved it (25062)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:25am - misc - by FreeToFly3733 - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

#12539128
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28704) - you deserved it (3829)

On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38956) - you deserved it (5227)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (3398)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML

#12114157
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25246) - you deserved it (11480)

On 07/26/2010 at 12:03am - love - by beeee - Australia

Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

#11980877
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28329) - you deserved it (7340)

On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

#11890639
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35647) - you deserved it (18443)

On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

#11848419
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (36094)

On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

#11617254
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (4712)

On 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm - misc - by mylifesucks - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

#11459455
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9481) - you deserved it (45880)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML

#11387354
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34013) - you deserved it (4735)

On 06/22/2010 at 7:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

#11198427
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18797) - you deserved it (25026)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

#11105800
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45087) - you deserved it (4056)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

#10966986
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27322) - you deserved it (3576)

On 06/04/2010 at 1:36pm - work - by single and not mingling - Canada (Ontario)



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