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Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29750) - you deserved it (5576)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32883) - you deserved it (2391)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
77 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

#16418621
121 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 2:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
175 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

#16403007
209 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
78 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
103 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

#16291587
59 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

#16138835
80 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

#16136460
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

#16112747
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On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

#16005260
118 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States



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