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  • Number of visits : 3398
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

#17724529
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36019) - you deserved it (2136)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21579) - you deserved it (2468)

On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML

#17687215
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25762) - you deserved it (2313)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:55am - work - by minimoonpie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

#17686275
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28138) - you deserved it (1976)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28115) - you deserved it (4244)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (2111)

On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30598) - you deserved it (2805)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

#17584476
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30157) - you deserved it (3215)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

#17498648
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11785) - you deserved it (32774)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML

#17436937
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26873) - you deserved it (3620)

On 08/11/2011 at 2:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML

#17431437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (2628)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by jakethed0g (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

#17429477
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34003) - you deserved it (6479)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14246) - you deserved it (40658)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13871) - you deserved it (56917)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12342) - you deserved it (56600)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)



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