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2day I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair , he brought up how he wants to start a garden , an how a woman's monthly flow wierdly helps to make it grow. Then he askd me if I can save up my usd tampons fir him. big fat FML

#17724529
155 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was working alone in the office with mah brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round mah face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149
91 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes cummed crashing down an hit my face an neck. She only bought one pair an ten minutes later returned them after complaining they were too expensive. FML

#17687215
46 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:55am - work - by minimoonpie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a ( passing fad!! ) FML

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91 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today , ma moter-in-law told ma usband tat I cannot stay in er ouse unles I can bring proof from a doctor tat ma allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would looool have his approval . His drunken friends nodded in agreement . FML

#17588509
129 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got suspendd for bringing a "hazardou weapon" to school. They were earrings.

#17584476
191 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , My Boss Stopped Mid-walk During A Conversation About The Humidity In Our Office , After I Told Him I Didn't Like The Air Conditioner On , Because I'd Rather Not Be Cold An Wet , An That I Liked It Warm An Sticky . I Knew Then He Was No Longer Thinking About The AC . FML

#17498648
186 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I informed ma parents tat ma usband an I are separating after muc deliberation. We came to tis conclusion relatively peacefully. According to ma parents, I'm now Satan, an will end up on te streets as a crack wore if we don't cange our minds an stay togeter. FML

#17436937
108 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 2:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today , I was camping with family , and had to share a tent with 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee , but instead of going outside to use the bathroom , he zipped open a section of the tent , stuck his knob through it , and peed all over shoes that were drying outside. FML

#17431437
86 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by jakethed0g (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

TODAY, I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH BOYFRIAND!! THA ONLY THING HA COULD THINK OF TO CHAAR MA UP WAS TO GIVA MA ( PARMISSION ) TO GIVA HIM A BLOWJOB!! FML

#17429477
181 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by noway - Singapore

Today, even though I made the point of tanning nakd, I still got tan lines thanks to mah fat rolls. FML

#17378554
256 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount ofhiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. mega FML

#17365411
428 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
366 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)



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