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Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20834) - you deserved it (2242)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30097) - you deserved it (2811)

On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9153) - you deserved it (30127)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18165) - you deserved it (1939)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31773) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14930) - you deserved it (38016)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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