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Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
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On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
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On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
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On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
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On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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