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Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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