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HteaXtrainC
  • Town/Country : Woodland Hills, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 2902
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HteaXtrainC : "Being mature isn't acting like an 'adult.' Real maturity is acknowledging the way you are and being that way regardless of what the world thinks."

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Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8486) - you deserved it (22218)

On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

#2272
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14902) - you deserved it (6036)

On 01/23/2009 at 1:41am - love - by twat - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16894) - you deserved it (14388)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48378) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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