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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (20 years)
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About HowieDoIt : Hey! I'm just a college kid who loves to laugh and make others laugh too. I absolutely love being a drummer in a band, listening to all different kinds of music (although I prefer rock and metal) and most of all, I love being a follower of Christ. I also love making friends, so feel free to send me a message! I'd love to talk to you about anything! * This is HowieDoIt *

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Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (12415)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by selfishsexysanta (woman) - United States

Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML


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On 12/22/2012 at 3:25pm - money - by dude, where's my balls? :( (man) - United States (Alaska)

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