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HowieDoIt

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HowieDoIt

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HowieDoIt
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4573
  • Number of comments : 578
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HowieDoIt : Your life is more valuable than you realize, because the King of the universe died to prove His love to you. I'd love to talk about anything with you! I play drums in a band and love meeting new people.


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HowieDoIt's favorite FMLs

Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML

#20790198
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53672) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/18/2013 at 10:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

#20789918
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39079) - you deserved it (13715)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

#20604301
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48141) - you deserved it (9258)

On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML

Today, I was on hold with the cable company for an hour. When I finally got someone, I walked into the kitchen to where it was quiet and slid across the floor, falling on my butt and losing my connection on the phone. My 2-year-old son had sprayed the floor with nonstick cooking spray. FML

Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML

#20601546
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36812) - you deserved it (4175)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

#20595753
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68231) - you deserved it (7232)

On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

Today, I told my dad I'm pregnant. His response? "It's only a phase, you'll get over it." FML

#20592767
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53176) - you deserved it (10231)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:04am - intimacy - by twinArmageddon2 - United States (California)

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

#20589845
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42188) - you deserved it (7248)

On 04/14/2013 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML

#20589773
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54448) - you deserved it (4076)

On 04/14/2013 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

#20584680
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44602) - you deserved it (8397)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that my Twitter profile was very public when my business professor made fun of student tweets in class. My tweet went, "Totally bullshitting this business report" about the report I had just handed in, worth a large portion of my grade. FML

#20584642
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13256) - you deserved it (79501)

On 04/11/2013 at 3:49am - work - by imscrewed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

#20579905
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (8009)

On 04/07/2013 at 9:47pm - health - by poopy pants - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

#20572944
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24774) - you deserved it (5955)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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