About HowAreYouToday : How are you today? Personally, I have seen better days... I came to Earth on the ship Degui MXXVIII, after my planet Vlou was destroyed by the invading Ortri soldiers. When I arrived in 1760, I was shocked at how primitive your species was, and set out on a quest to change that. Now, all these years later, you're living that story...
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27635) - you deserved it (2083)
On 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm - health - by imobesejk (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (105213) - you deserved it (5803)
On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (105213) - you deserved it (5803)
On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27445) - you deserved it (4004)
On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25469) - you deserved it (3978)
On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14091) - you deserved it (46348)
On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14091) - you deserved it (46348)
On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37879) - you deserved it (2764)
On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24499) - you deserved it (4076)
On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Today, I had sex with a juggalo. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12010) - you deserved it (40721)
On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14810) - you deserved it (26885)
On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8849) - you deserved it (28349)
On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28300) - you deserved it (13108)
On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28300) - you deserved it (13108)
On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28300) - you deserved it (13108)
On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Monday 20 May 2013
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