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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (15123)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

#4678208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15538) - you deserved it (43055)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781
156 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66350) - you deserved it (26904)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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