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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (8029)
On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7548) - you deserved it (4292)
On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18204) - you deserved it (1479)
On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24710) - you deserved it (3751)
On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States
Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26279) - you deserved it (2480)
On 08/24/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23247) - you deserved it (1842)
On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11812) - you deserved it (9958)
On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (2194)
On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9238) - you deserved it (1711)
On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23485) - you deserved it (2304)
On 08/23/2011 at 10:29pm - love - by llord - United States
Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9035) - you deserved it (1946)
On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
I agree, your life sucks (6599) - you deserved it (29930)
On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 12:38pm - misc - by jarrettsorko - Canada (Ontario)
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