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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 October 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 121
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Honeybeezzz : Terrible dancer, great hitchhiker.

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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36946) - you deserved it (12396)

On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

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236 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14003) - you deserved it (30174)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

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On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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201 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone when I arrived. I went and started playing with the kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to find them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57917) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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