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Holybatman's favorite FMLs
by ohmaigawd / 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm / Argentina / Intimacy
by Zx6r / 09/14/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Money
by lolomg / 09/07/2011 at 9:22pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
by Sammylad / 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by Annie / 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by EpicMayonnaise / 08/26/2011 at 3:35am / United States (Texas) / Love
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by lala7 / 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by princessbbee / 08/18/2011 at 1:40pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
by aprilfools22 / 08/17/2011 at 4:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
by Polmkk / 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
by tim12345 / 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm / United States / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…