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Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
by Lola / 12/20/2008 at 7:23am / Kids
by chicochico / 12/19/2008 at 11:05am / Intimacy
by bloom / 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm / Love
Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML
by lopez / 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm / Work
by Fuzy / 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm / Work
by Mak1 / 12/05/2008 at 3:12am / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
by lovely-sweet / 11/27/2008 at 7:34am / Miscellaneous
by mael / 11/25/2008 at 3:54am / Intimacy
by Dina / 11/23/2008 at 4:24am / Intimacy
by pinpin / 11/13/2008 at 6:39am / Kids
by Icy / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
by Sarah91 / 10/13/2008 at 4:23am / Love
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split… Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy… Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back…