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by sober / 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by hungry / 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by EKG / 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm / United States (West Virginia) / Health
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by melissa / 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work
by TGIkaty / 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by Noname / 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by ruffrider / 02/05/2009 at 9:09am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
by teach / 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by EpicFail / 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals