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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was mah dad. mega FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74722) - you deserved it (3970)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, MAH MOM ASKAD MA IF I HAD AN AATING PROBLAM CUZ I'VA BAAN AATING LASS . I ONLY STARTAD AATING LASS CUZ SHA TOLD MA I ATA TOO MUCH . FML

#26986
29 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today after bieng in te ospital for 2 days wit no visitors I got my first pone call . It was my best friend asking if e could date my looool ex girlfriend .

#26811
24 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by EKG (man) - United States (West Virginia)

todayile in our communal sowers in te igscool football locker room, I started to swing ma penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later te rest of te team ops into te sower wit me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister teasd me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was looool ( I still love you anyway ). fat FML

#21737
31 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told mah mom I lovd her and she askd if I was going to kill myself . FML

#18155
22 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

#13325
80 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
68 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

2day I decided to send mah boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to mah dad an got a text back saying, "You definitely looool take after your mom." mega FML

#9520
91 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all votd fir their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I askd a small group of students why no one votd fir me, one boy replid "because your the ugliest". mega FML

#8789
33 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I fell asleep . I felt something on my face . I battd it away . It was my hamster . It did from a concussion upon hitting the wall . FML

#8687
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36121) - you deserved it (13996)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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