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Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

#17999888
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30967) - you deserved it (5911) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

#17999890
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26603) - you deserved it (7390) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35626) - you deserved it (5001)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30640) - you deserved it (3774)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49478) - you deserved it (5606)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47346) - you deserved it (3472)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26261) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

#17878442
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19909) - you deserved it (8433)

On 10/01/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by soapy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9181) - you deserved it (49108)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13691) - you deserved it (32890)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16175) - you deserved it (40780)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27820) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

#17746159
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27899) - you deserved it (2705)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:20pm - animals - by Twitchy (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

#17744289
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27779) - you deserved it (5455)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41748) - you deserved it (6234)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina



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