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Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
213 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

#18547813
152 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

#18449960
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On 12/07/2011 at 12:26am - work - by gmnesbitt - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
193 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
197 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
138 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)



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